Snape Rehabilitation
Theme:
Academic
When:
2:30 PM, Saturday 23 May 2009 EDT
(1 hour)
Where:
Boston Park Plaza
- Stuart, 4th Floor
Snapeaholics Anonymous. Are you Snape-addicted? Do you know someone who is? Dr. Cynthia Cynycal is here to help!
Dr. Cynycal is a clinical psychologist who is specialized in "fictional fixations, fetishes and infatuations" (try saying that five times fast). She has over twenty years experience in relieving her clients from fixations on fictional characters, but for the past five years she has made a good income by focusing her practice entirely on the Snape addicted.
In this workshop, Dr. Cynycal will help the Snape addicted and their long-suffering partners, family and friends on the way towards Snape Rehabilitation. Full recovery is not expected in one session, but Dr. Cynthya will introduce the participants to some valuable techniques that can be used at home. She will use methods such as primal screams, "say it to Severus" and interpretive dancing. Crowd Participation is not simply encouraged, but essential.
Dr. Cynycal is a clinical psychologist who is specialized in "fictional fixations, fetishes and infatuations" (try saying that five times fast). She has over twenty years experience in relieving her clients from fixations on fictional characters, but for the past five years she has made a good income by focusing her practice entirely on the Snape addicted.
In this workshop, Dr. Cynycal will help the Snape addicted and their long-suffering partners, family and friends on the way towards Snape Rehabilitation. Full recovery is not expected in one session, but Dr. Cynthya will introduce the participants to some valuable techniques that can be used at home. She will use methods such as primal screams, "say it to Severus" and interpretive dancing. Crowd Participation is not simply encouraged, but essential.
