Do you even slice, bro??  Well... what about fruit!?  ...yeah?  So you think you have enough hatred in your soul for the vile food we humans call "fruit", huh!?  Well come prove it!  Join us for this Interactive Panel, filled with swords and flying fruit!  We will be using multiple different weapons to slice and dice your favorite... I mean, most hated fruit*.  It's free to join and all ages are welcome! 

We will even hold a Tournament, testing the skills of all who join.  A prize will be awarded to the winner of our Crop Chop Tournament, so we hope to see you there!!  ...Are You Slicing??

*No actual fruit will be harmed during the activities of this panel.